Join me and discover the life of the awkward antisocial music-loving-book-reading teenager I am (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
This is like a round of cards against humanity
christians and gays
These tweets will be the death of me
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
this kid in my drama class said “i relate to loki on a personal level because we’re both adopted and yearn for world domination”
boobs and boob censorship and the point at which boobs are considered nude are so weird. you can see the whole damn boob without seeing the nipple and it’s like wow look at that boob! what a nice, safe boob. as soon as u see that little tiny sliver of darker skin that is part of the nipple everyone freaks out and its like HEY WOAH CONTAIN THAT NIPPLE U NAKED BOOB
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
The gif with the magazines tho i cant stop laughing bc thats how almost every woman acts
THIS IS AMAZING
Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.
This is important.
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
This is the best video to ever hit tumblr.
Why do movies show “nerdy girls” as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the harry potter series, the lotr trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine