Join me and discover the life of the awkward antisocial music-loving-book-reading teenager I am (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
"50 Shades of Grey: The Movie." Or, as I prefer to call it, "American Psycho 2: Watered-Down Problematic BDSM Boogaloo."
That’s it that’s the show
what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
thinking about jesus was what started the problem in the first place
"No you cant you’re 7" I laughed but this is wonderful
I love this!!!!
okay but am i the only one wondering who josie’s crush was
My dad is trying to find the venue and he just said “oh I see emo kids, we must be getting closer”
Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
wibbly wobbly booby woobies
human milk sacks
pillows for friends
boing boing bags
my new favorite color
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*
i remember in the 8th grade i was arguing about immigration with this kid in my homeroom (have i always been getting in political debates? yes) and he was like, anti-all immigration, not just ‘illegal.’ i was like wtf bro you realize how you, mayonnaise von cracker, came here right
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
Forgot that Vee is Lena’s mom in The Fosters and she just walked in and my first thought was “Fuck you, Vee”