face-the-music

outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

akailolita:

good weather during finals 

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cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

breathe-me-into-tomorrow:

Jack Barakat’s Twitter bio says he’s “Stage Right for All Time Low”imageWho do you think you’re fooling Jack? Don’t think we don’t know the truth. We know what happens. You use every inch of stage.  You’re “Entire Stage for All Time Low”

obaema:

I can’t cope with this

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

fyeahnursingthings:

I am an ER nurse. I am so tired of bringing a patient meds and having the whole family ask “Did the doctor recommend that?” No, the janitor thought some norepinephrine might fix your mom’s BP of 50/10, but she seemed pretty confident so I went with it.